Just a bit of a laugh (this is old..., but still so current)

We take you now to the Oval Office

George Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi Rice: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
B.: Great. Lay it on me.
R.: Hu is the new leader of China.
B.: That's what I want to know.
R.: That's what I'm telling you.
B.: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
R.: Yes.
B.: I mean the fellows name.
R.: Hu.
B.: The new leader of China.
R.: Hu.
B.: The China man!
R.: Hu is leading China.
B.: Now whaddya asking me for?
R.: I'm telling you Hu is the leader of China.
B.: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
R.: That's the man's name.
B.: That's who's name?
R.: Yes.
B.: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
R.: Yes, Sir.
B.: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
R.: That's correct.
B.: Then who is in China?
R.: Yes, Sir.
B.: Yassir is in China?
R.: No, Sir.
B.: Then who is?
R.: Yes, Sir.
B.: Yassir.R.: No, Sir.
B.: Look, Condi, I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
R.: Kofi?
B.: No, thanks.
R.: You want Kofi?
B.: No.
R.: You don't want Kofi?
B.: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N..
R.: Yes, Sir.
B.: Not Yassir. The guy at the U.N..
R.: Kofi?
B.: Milk! Will you please make the call?
R.: And call who?
B.: Who is the guy at the U.N.?
R.: Hu is the guy in China.
B.: Will you stay out of China?
R.: Yes, Sir.
B.: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N..
R.: Kofi.
B.: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.(Condi picks up the phone.)
R.: Rice, here.
B.: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

Parabens nino :)

What if life was black and white?
No shades of gray, no hints of colour
Pure contrast
All right
All wrong
No in-betweens or uncertainties
No mixed feelings
No missunderstandings
Everything just black and white
When I'm living in the murky mists...

Quote

This is a favorite of mine, by EE Cummings

I carry your Heart With Me (I carry it in my heart)

i carry your heart with me (i carry it
in my heart) i am never without it (anywhere
i go you go, my dear;and whatever is done
by only me is your doing, my darling)
i fear
no fate (for you are my fate, my sweet)i want
no world (for beautiful you are my world, my true)
and it's you are whatever a moon has always meant
and whatever a sun will always sing is you

here is the deepest secret nobody knows
(here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud
and the sky of the sky of a tree called life; which grows
higher than soul can hope or mind can hide)
and this is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart

i carry your heart(i carry it in my heart)

EE Cummings

Time go back
World stop spinning
Tell the sun not to shine

The sky is no longer blue
The ocean no longer waves
The birds have stopped singing

Nothing is true
Nothing is real
Nothing is hole

My pulse's stopped
My eyes can only cry

Nothing can come together
Everything comes undone

For you are my heart
But you're no longer around

Deception

That touch is no longer soothing
(my hands no longer love you)
Those kisses no longer quench my thirst
(my lips don't look for yours)
I'd give my all to feel that same way again
If only those eyes still looked at me
(How decieving a lover's eyes can be)
the same way has they did before
(but have you ever really seen me?)
Who can mend a broken love?
(Can you rescue a sinking heart?)

Are you coming my way?

I'd lose the world
and all it's wonders
For just one rock
of horrors
To have that one moment
That one burning touch
I'd give away all happiness
For that single torment
I'd exchange love
for hate
I'd give up all eternity
of heavenly peace
for one second of hell
If only I was to spend it
with you

Happy day papa... :)

Once

Once I had a life
But I lost it
Once I fell in love
But it wasn't true
Once I had a friend
But he moved
Once I thought I had you
But I didn't
Once I dreamed of love
Once I fell asleep
Once I woke up sweaty
Once I dreamed of Death
Then I found out it was you

Deep Blues

Sinto que fico sem tempo.
Tempo para tudo o que preciso.
Sem tempo para dormir,
Sem tempo para mim,
Sem tempo para acordar,
Sem tempo para trabalhar,
Tempo para sentir,
Tempo para sofrer,
Tempo para amar,
Tempo para viver.
Sem tempo para morrer.

Estou grávida!
Grávida de ideias,
De sonhos,
De esperança,
Grávida de ilusões
Uma gravidez prematura,
Ou talvez tardia
Uma gravidez inusitada,
Inesperada,
Desesperada
Muito desejada.
Cheia de calmaria,
Frenesim,
Euforia
Grávida de projectos.
Tenho destas gravidezes,
Fico grávida de afectos
Gravidezes que começam,
Que acabam,
Que se cumprem
Que abortam
Gravidezes que me importam
Que se misturam
que se mostram
Grávida de sentimentos
Grávida de sensações
Pensamentos
Momentos,
Palavrões.
Estou grávida de vida
Grávida de Paixão
Grávida de consciência
Grávida de solidão.
Estou grávida assim
Estou grávida assado
Estou grávida, fim!
Grávida de mim...

See you soon...

When will we meet again?
When we finally touch
will we linger on the so longued kiss,
My eyes in your eyes,
My hands in your hands,
My hips against yours,
Our bodies moving slowly
in that dancing motion
that ancient rythm
that known beat?
Or will we rush into each others arms,
Hands in a frenzy,
A hunger to touch
and hold
and feel,
To grasp life in just one go,
what a striking notion,
to drink from your lips
the nectar of love
to feel from my hips
and see through my eyes
what's been waiting inside,
to release all wish,
all want,
all sorrow,
surrender to desire,
Walk in a thin wire.
And so I ask myself
what will it be
when it comes a time
for you and me?